Cross over to a new dimension of high hopes and desolate results. Nick and Stephen go Tommyknockers deep into KingWorld, analyzing the Hollywood flop that was The Dark Tower (2017). Be prepared to listen to what the boys would do if they had "Shine", the best Stephen King adaptations, and how/why this movie skewed so bad from its source material. Listen, Rate and Subscribe!
We’ll get you, you little rascals, and your little dog too! That’s right, we did the classic, the little known prequel to Scooby Doo… The Little Rascals! The guys with guest Ted turn into Little Rascals themselves talking everything from the iconic “I got a dollar” song to Nick explaining in excruciating detail what exactly a “rascal” is. They rank the best rascals and don’t give each other rascal names but if they did, Stephen would be Burpy. Listen and subscribe!
For our 60th episode we dipped into the classics. A cult classic, a Nic Cage classic and a classic what did I just watch. The guys and returning guest Derek "The" Lamb "Man" drive deep into Nic Cage character acting, bad car chases, and how Freb is one the true king! So hop on board and, LET'S RIDE!
We did our second live review of the summer, Men in Black (colon) International. Not even a neuralizer can save you from what happens in this movie. Nick and Stephen are alone in the headquarters and almost burn the place to the ground. They do top 5 MIB aliens, start revving their engines for CATS and experience so many technical difficulties they almost quit podcasting. IT'S GREAT!
Two idiots and Brittany decide to talk about Danny Bolye’s worst film, and it gets REAL weird. We finally introduce the world to the genius that is our social media guru, and why a Southeast Asia sabbatical to an overcrowded island can lead yourself into a video-game like psychosis (we’ll get into that). All that and a heated debate of Leo’s best films, and why we all said “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?”
Queen Latifah. Jimmy Fallon. Taxis. How this golden triangle of comedy didn’t come together to produce a watershed comedy of the decade is beyond us. We blame Uber! Everyone blame Uber! Join the guys for a Kyle-less and Alex-less podcast extravaganza, where Nick and Stephen were left to their own devices and had the time of their lives. They talk about everything from French people loving Taxis to the top taxi movies of all time. It’s a roller coaster of a pod, if roller coasters were taxis and Queen Latifah was driving so dangerously that how she didn’t kill someone is a miracle. Giselle is also in it… she’s very bad.
Reel Rotten is Dead, and we are REBORN AS A DARK PHOENIX PODCAST. We’ve entered a new age. A live age. An age where Nick and Stephen PAY their hard earned money and see movies in theaters. This is our first live review, and we stupidly did Dark Phoenix. We cover everything but mostly focus on how horrible Cyclops is. Seriously, he’s just the worst. Also we have an X-MEN draft. No one picked Cyclops, because again, he’s the worst.
After all… you’re my Rollerballlll. This week we watched what can only be described as a movie, Rollerball. Joined by now recurring guest Mike Chouinard, the guys get into the 2002 Rollerball remake. Never seen the first one? It’s OK they didn’t either. This episode they discuss if this movie killed careers (it did), who got sent to jail for this film (they all should have), and if LL Cool J can ever be too much LL Cool J (he can’t). It’s also filled with Stephen losing his patience with Nick, fake sports talk, and at least 15 minutes on the famous night vision scene.
It's a bird. It’s a plane. It’s something that looks pretty similar to Godzilla. That’s right, the guys are taking on the King of Monsters and talking the Matthew Broderick Godzilla. You may know it by it’s alternate title, Jurassic Park: Dumb Version. The guys talk top 5 monsters, how gumballs are the secret to outrunning raptors, and the longest most thorough two minute recap of all time. Also, Nicky and Stevie return!
Nick's MOM is back! Deb returns for the season two finale Mother's Day episode. She explains childbirth, which kid is her favorite and a mother's love. They talk Julia Roberts' wig, top movie moms of all time, and how Stephen will never feel real love. Also support Deb's Diane Keaton podcast!
Note: This podcast was recording in a large room at Nick's mom's house, so we apologize if the quality isn't the same as usual.
Gather you holographic Pokemon cards! It’s time to throw down for Pokemon: The First Movie. Pokemon trainer Jess joins the crew. Together they talk personal top 5 Pokemon, how Team Rocket deserves better, and how Pikachu has to be the strongest Pokemon of all time. Nick does his “best” Professor Oak, and Stephen goes ALL IN on how morally wrong Pokemon training is. Who struck MewTwo first????
This week we watched Avengers. Not Infinity War or Endgame... The Avengers. Where Sean Connery tries to kill people with the weather while wearing a bear costume. In this episode the guys argue with Kyle, shame Kjax and his fact shack and draft Marvel Avengers teams! Also, British people are robots? And Nick does the worst accents of all time. Listen up!
IT’S OUR 50TH EPISODE! To celebrate, we had a HOF Joefest! Returning guest Joe Mancini joins Nick, Stephen, (and Kyle) to get down and Joe Dirty and talk about other Joe movies, Livermore, CA, poop jokes, and Dave Matthews Band.
Bill Murray has worked with some of the greatest actors of all time, like Odie from Garfield, himself from Garfield: Tale of Two Kitties, and a myriad of ghosts in Ghostbusters, but his biggest co-star by far is Tai the elephant in the cinematic “classic” Larger Than Life. In this episode the guys dive deep into the extremely shallow world of movies starring elephants and break down everything from hitch-hiking with an elephant, to feeding and elephant, to why Bill Murray seems to always do these weird movies. They give their top 5 elephant films of all time (there are literally six) and Kyle gives them grief for not loving Dumbo as much as he does. Kyle really loves Dumbo. Listen and subscribe!
Women centric superhero movies are finally starting to get some recognition in the world today, but it’s always important to remember where you came from and thank goodness Captain Marvel didn’t come from Elektra. In honor of Super Women we decided to take a look at a movie that apparently no one wanted to make, and when they did they settled on the most ridiculous decisions. The boys with help of new and not woman guest (sorry) Jackson talk about Elektra, Marvel, Ben Affleck, how Jennifer Garner is much better off now, Capital One, and so so much more. They rank the top 5 female assassins and each pitch their own completely original and entirely terrible MCU characters and feature films. So listen and tell us what you enjoyed so we can only do that from now on!
You Gotti be kidding me! Gotti did not win the Razzie Award for Worst Picture, and we’re protesting by devoting an entire episode to Gotti. Holmes and Watson is funny! Gotti is the least remarkable movie we’ve ever seen, and that’s a bad thing. So we get into what has to have been the nicest movie about the worst person ever. John Travolta and others come together to make what should have been the worst movie of the year, and we will die on this hill shot down by gangsters. The guys with recurring, horrible guest Kyle pitch their own gangster movies and share in moments of silence where we just stare at each other not saying anything in shock about how bad this movie is. YOU GOT IT WRONG RAZZIES!
It’s cold. It’s snowing. It’s a good day for death. That’s the life motto of our good friend and star of Polar, Mads Mikkelsen, who is first of all our good friend and also the star of our first Piss Poor Stream, Polar. Currently on Netflix this movie mostly about blood, death, and sex is one of our best episodes of the year (it’s still early). Brand new guest Mike joins the boys Nick and Stephen and they really get to the bottom of the barrel and scrape out all the leftover body parts still hanging around after the burial. Watch the movie and listen, you’re gonna have a good time, probably, or else.
We finally get to talk about good movies. Nick and Stephen go over their top ten movies of the year, best scenes of the year, and Kyle's top 10. Kyle's top ten is really the most ridiculous part, seriously, listen.
Happy Valentines Day, a day filled with love, money spending, flowers and sex? The sex is what we're here for. BDSM in particular. This may be the first podcast ever that both the men in it were dominated by the woman on the podcast. Nick and Stephen subbing to reoccurring guest and amazing woman Rachael Tiss dig deep into the really fucked psychology of Fifty Shades Freed. We do top 5 sex scenes, and come up with the next Fifty Shades film. Honestly, if you're single, listen to this, and if you're not, listen to this. Let's get kinky.
As the Polar Vortex sweeps through the nation, we here at Reel Rotten remember a simpler time when snow just meant it was time to go shred the gnar with your boys. Which is why we threw it back to the early 2000s and a snowboarding hit that probably shredded right past you, Out Cold. Featuring recurring guest Eric, Nick and Stephen celebrate winter by watching the last best worst snowboarding movie of all time, don’t @ us. The guys do a winter Top 5, play a new genre pitching game, and discuss watching this movie at 13 and watching it again when they’re going on 30. Listen, rate and subscribe. Follow us @reelrotten.