The Reel Rotten crew does a Burt Reynolds tribute episode, and what better way to remember a legend than by watching one of his worst movies and criticizing it endlessly. This movie features Burt Reynolds as a grizzled old cop who gets an 8-year-old as an actual partner because he witnesses a murder. That's the actual plot of a movie. Insanely popular guest Wilfredo returns to Reel Rotten studios (a kitchen) and he and the boys sure do get off topic in this podcast that's almost as long as the movie you're likely to never watch. (though we do recommend it… kinda) Deemed a must listen episode by Nick’s mom!
Happy Hallloowwweeennnn... resurrection! Michael Myers, fresh off Austin Powers, is back and ready to take on Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection. This Halloween sequel will remind you of everything horrible about the early 2000s. Featuring some of your favorite actors like Tyra Banks, Busta Rhymes, the guy from Smart House and the kid from Rookie of the Year. Nick and Stephen with (little to no) help from the producers Kyle and Alex get deep into the worst Halloween movie of the series.
Alien vs Predator: Requiem is the sequel we didn't know we needed to original film we never wanted in the first place. Nick and Stephen dive deep into this ludicrous film where aliens and predators fight and basically kill every human in a small town for some reason. No one is safe in this sequel and no one is safe on the podcast, anyone can (metaphorically) die at any time. So listen up and listen in to the latest episode of Reel Rotten.
Reel Rotten has delved into the ridiculous, the funny, the action, and insane, but never in the same film, until we did Congo. If you missed this gem in your childhood you missed out. Featuring everything from talking gorillas, to diamonds, to albino gorillas protecting diamonds Congo has it "all". In this episode the criticism and awe flow almost as strongly as the drinks of the hosts. Bad movies are our business and Congo is good business. Watch this film (or not) and listen in!
We’ve got a bonus pod, and another fugitive. It’s been 20 years since U.S. Marshals and 25 since The Fugitive and we decided to watch the one without Harrison Ford. Who needs him when you have TLJ, the always angry man, the wrinkle machine himself, Tommy Lee Jones. In this intimate episode Nick and Stephen without any producers or rules do a late night pod on one of their favorite action movies. So listen up and stay til the end when they pitch Fugitive 3 because that way you can tell your friends and we can get this threequel rolling!
We've all been fat, or at the very least thick little babies, so we get it. Heavy Weights is a film that will go down as the greatest fat camp movie of all time and that's why it's a Hall of Fame Reel Rotten selection for us. Featuring Ben Stiller's best villain performance and our special guest Tanner we get down to just what makes this movie still enjoyable today. So come here you devil log and give it a listen.
What do you get when you combine The Rock, Zac Efron, beautiful women and dick jokes.... The answer is a remake of a tv show that not a lot of people remember or know about. Nick and Stephen, along with new guest Wilfredo dig in the sand and do that thing where you bury each other and put like boobs on yourself and stuff. Baywatch is streaming so watch it and then listen, it's gonna be fun!
Like most Americans, the World Cup 2018 meant nothing this year to us, so we decided to turn our attention towards a more enjoyable SOCCER (USA!USA!) entertainment in the form of The Big Green. A monumental episode for Reel Rotten as it is our first official film with a 0%, but it is also the return of our theme song writer Joe. Come one and come all as we share of piece of 90's nostalgia, and bicycle kick this failed sports film into your long term memory banks!
Happy Independence Day! It's the time of year when you cook outside, light stuff on fire, and see big box office movies, but what really happened in 1776 when our founders said fuck tea, and fuck King George? Well, if you base all of your history knowledge on 1985's Revolution, you'll likely think the American Revolution was very muddy, revolved a little too much around drummer boys, and had taken place on location in England. So in the interest of creating a better society Nick and Stephen watched Revolution and are here to wake you from your patriotic catatonia. In this bonus episode the guys go all in on perhaps the worst movie about patriotism ever. This movie bombed so hard Al Pacino took 4 years off from acting. 4 YEARS. What we would give for that now. Listen and subscribe, etc. America!
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they make you hate their family. From the town of Bedrock, filled with product placement and... you get it. In honor of dinosaurs once again being the hottest thing in the history of time we watched the Flintstones movie. With the help of our guest Sophie we dig deep into the prehistoric past of 1994, and not so fondly remember a film from our childhood. Currently streaming on Netflix, subject yourself to this movie and join in on our "fun."
The Circle is just a shape to most of you, but to others it's life. We get deep into the ridiculous premise that is The Circle and just how a movie that could have been so right, goes so dang wrong. Featuring bad accents, police states, and kayaks this movie has it all and we have something to say about all of it. Complete with our own shape themed movies and general disbelief that this movie was made.
Blade. Laser. Blazer. Wesley Snipes doesn't wear a blazer in this movie but he sure does fuck up some vampires. We watched Blade: Trinity in honor of Ryan Reynolds talking his way into Deadpool. Thought it was on the high side of Rotten Tomatoes this movie will always be low to us. Featuring our "guest" Alex (we know, we know), we break down just how Blade: Trinity breaks down 15 minutes into the movie. Though under 2 hours it really feels like 2+ hours you'll never get back. We talk Reynolds, we talk Biel, we talk Snipes, we talk drunk(ish) because that's really the only way to watch this movie. Listen up and listen in!
Do you remember your SAT score, or are you trying to actively forget it? Well your living in the past and/or dwelling on the past is almost over. A movie about the test that test that you've likely moved on from is the cure. So start the timer, get your number 2 Ticonderoga pencil and fill in those dots and join Nick and Stephen on the only journey about the SATs that you'll ever take.
Holy Joel Schumacher Batman! Get ready to take a CHILL pill as we journey to the cinematic experience, also only known as Batman & Robin. Join Nick, Stephen, and everyone's favorite go-to guest Kyle, as they discuss this ensemble cast film that sent super-hero genre into the dark-ages.
The holiday for tokers and smokers and stoners has come and gone, but we couldn't help but capitalize on the rich genre of stoner comedies. Joined by cannabis enthusiast Jacob, we break down the movie about boys for boys. We highly recommend going back in time and watching this movie again as a teenager, because it only gets worse from there.
Having the post-Wrestlemania Blues? Didn’t think it was fair how that they wrote that one guy to lose to another? Have no fear, because we vented your frustrations for you, by giving the ol’ snapmare to the classic professional wrestling film Ready To Rumble. Listen in as we discuss the highest high, and lowest lows of this sports entertainment classic, and Oliver Platt!
March Madness is almost at an end, but just in case you're not ready we have a podcast episode for you! We watched NCAA basketball movie favorite, The Sixth Man. We brought on our own sixth man, hoophead Dave, who provided the 6'8" height, as well as the basketball knowledge to this MADNESS themed podcast. We talked the Wayans, how having a ghost on your team is cheating, death, and of course did a fantasy basketball draft. LISTEN UP!
We know what you're thinking... With arms wide open! No, not that Creed. We watched the Creed where they murder people and where the movie is unintentionally murdered of all value in the process. Nick and Stephen and special guest and video game fanatic Sean watched the worst movie involving the word creed, and got down to just how did they take such a cool idea and make it so, so, so lame. We play many games, go off topic quite often, and enjoy the podcast more than the movie. Listen up!
It's the month of women, and we're starting to think we celebrated it the wrong way, we watched Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. With the help of girlfriend of the pod, Ellen, we dive deep into the (arguably) better version of Indiana Jones. We talk about Angie's career making movie, how it leads to Brad Pitt, Cambodia, and beyond. The episode also features the new and most exciting games ever to be done (probably) on Reel Rotten.
WARNING: In honor of this being the worst movie of the year we produced easily our worst podcast to date. We experienced feedback and buzzing throughout the episode, and though we would love to blame it on our producer Kyle it seems to be just a temporary equipment malfunction. So if you make it through the episode, email us and we'll send you bitcoins. REAL BITCOINS!
Fire emoji, is not the emoji we would use to describe this movie. The "winner" of The Golden Raspberry, The Emoji Movie is perhaps not actually the worst film of last year, but it definitely isn't the best. Nick, Stephen and special/default guest/producer Kyle go in depth on a movie about using pictures to talk. Give it a listen, or not, we don't give a [poop emoji].