Eragon, Eragon, where have thou Eragon? We watched the Lord of the Rings rip off that never spawned a sequel, because we were still juiced off of Game of Thrones. It may have taken away our raging Throners but we still had a good time watching Jeremy Irons pretend he wasn't dead behind his eyes doing this dialog. Esy's last pod before he moved to New York!
Esy’s blurb: Adapting a 15-year-old’s book is tough, but that’s exactly why you need 15,000 horseback-riding montages.
Nick’s blurb: If Star Wars and Lord of the Rings had a baby, it would kill Eragon in a second because he is just a piece of garbage.